{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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