{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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