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Anton Faistauer was an Austrian Expressionist painter.
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Shiroishi Castle is a flatland-style Japanese castle in what is now the city of Shiroishi, Miyagi. During the Edo period, it was the castle of the Katakura clan, who were hereditary retainers of the Date clan of Sendai Domain. During the Boshin War, it was also temporarily the headquarters of the Ōuetsu Reppan Dōmei. The castle was also known by the name of Masuda Castle
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The 1990 Grand Prix motorcycle racing season was the 42nd F.I.M. Road Racing World Championship season.
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