{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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