\"The Hurt Locket\" is the 56th episode of The CW television series, Gossip Girl. It is also the thirteenth episode of the show's third season. The episode was written by Sara Goodman and directed by Tony Wharmby. It originally aired on Monday, March 8, 2010 on the CW.
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